Tuesday, November 06, 2007
بل هو حي......!!!؟
Friday, November 02, 2007
Reasons Not to Take Children to the Zoo......!!!
Rhino Rock Fucking Syndrom (RRFS)or IRFS.....!!!
The Zoo is the only place in the planet where you can show kids that it's alright to take a dump where you stand, in front of strangers, eat like a pig, and smell like shit, never taking a bath, never trimming your nails, be rude, fuck anything that moves, and be totaly naked 24/7......!!!
Zebra having his way with 2 females, the ultimate male fantasy.....!!!
it's also the only place where you can eat cotten candy (sha3ar banat) while inhaling the mind blowing deffening worst shitty smell in the whole world, and be still injoying the taste of cotten and shit.....!!!
I hate going to the Zoo, even though I am a die hard fan of Animal planet, and any wild life programs. But going there and subject my self to the extended-uncut-unrated version of Fart The Experience is not my thing.....!!!
Walrus group sex, how adorable, aren't they......?!
I like Aquariums, cause the glass that seperate us from the fish is not only water proof, but also smell proof......!!!
Ron Jeremy wanna be.....!!!
Rhino incest, the kid want to reach the tits.. I think......!!!
or a kid jumps to the lions den, be eaten.. and homosexual monkeys....!!!
Lesbian action: they are females (for a change), and they are Messionary Scissor Fucking (MSF).....!!!
so what... whats the big deal with these stories.....?!?!
Orangutang Oral service, the best in the Zoo.....!!! thinking of bringing one.....!!!
and why do we still think that lions and other predaators wont bite your hand off if you present it to him, it's his nature, and his job to eat you......!!!
then we reach a human retardation landmark in the Zoo life..
why on hell do you people lift your kids, and sit them on the wall.......?!?!
fucking kids are annoying every one in the planet, their curiosity should be limited to colors, this kid was asking for a beat up when he walked into a fresky Kangaroo action, this photo was taken seconds before the kid got a hole the size of a watermelonfrom the agitated "Kang The Fornicator"......!!!
there is a reason the wall is belt... which is to prevent the retarded kids from going straight to the animals, kids would do such stupid things, it's their nature, like the flame, they will always want to touch it, and when they do, they know they will be fucked up again by it.......!!!
nasty threesome, I don't know why but it reminds me of "Nip/tuck", this scene is a result of providing 200 male Deers, with 1 female......!!! the one in the midle is a bi-sexual pedophile since she is under 18 years old......!!!
and on the homosexuality, nope... it's not natural, you gay lovers should know better, it's just like in JAIL, you keep hundreds of sexually agitated males in a compacted place, the same is in the Zoo, NOT ENOUGH FEMALES OUT THERE.....!!!
some of you'll say: but domestic dogs can be homos.....!!!
yeah, they will, if they notice that their owners are gay, they will do as the dominant figure would do, and if the owner suck dick, the dog will also suck dick, meaning gay dogs are owned by gay fags......!!!
last thing is.. don't you think animals in the Zoo are stage actors......?!?!
they will do anything if it'll bring them food.......!!!
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Thursday, October 11, 2007
عيد الاكل يعود بانتقام.....!!!؟
كل عام و انتم بخير و مبارك عليكم عيد الاكل و عيدكم مبارك.......!!!؟
طبعا بما انه احنا مسلمين، و كلينا كثر الله من امثالنا بهالشهر الفضيلة اكل قارة افريقيا و قطينا قدهم مرتين حق القطاوة، حبيت استفسر عن عاداتكم و تقاليدكم الخالدة في صباحية العيد و اسنينه، انتو تبع اي فئة.....؟!؟!؟
فئة العن ابو الفقر و المشافيح، و الي اشوفه بالجمعية ملون فسفوري خذيته
او فئة لو تعطيني ظهرك اكلك انت بعد، ممن ارهقتهم اقساط الآي فون و الشاليه
و لا فئة ابي اضعف و اوريكم اعضائي التناسلية من برة......!!!؟ طبعا الي شايفينه الحين قناة فالوب و المبيضين، و الابيض اهو الحمار المنوي في طريقه لتلقيح البيضة.....!!!؟
طبعا تحياتنا لكل العصلان، و نقول لهن، الشهر الفضيل كان فرصتكم للمتن، و انشاء الله تستغلون رمضان الياي انشاء الله.....!!!؟
شتبون بعد، خلصت كلامي
Saturday, October 06, 2007
Safat 34 Bloggers Meeting.....!!!
same rule apply, attend and you'll get in Safat asap.....!!!
also, I will post later a questionnaire for the documentary and I would like if you can answer it and send it to my e-mail.....!!!
if you need reference click here....!!!
Wednesday, October 03, 2007
صح النوم
Tuesday, October 02, 2007
I Love YOU Too.....!!!
(I asked her permission of course before posting it)
What do I miss...
To rely on you as the conversation starter, to make me laugh on your stories. To be able to see your eyes while you talk, your enthusiasm about any thing, you’re usually very excited about what ever you do...I love that in you.
To draw a huge smile on my face when you try to give me the “I want you” look with your eyebrows lifted high, I smile back, you immediately take away that look to replace it with that sweet smile.
To feel your fist hiding my hand.
I miss seeing your reaction on my silly jokes & your comment that you will try to
make me be more funny. Your sarcasm at that moment is hilarious.
What made me fall in love with you:
Your brain, your heart, your openness and rage, your gentle heart & feelings,
although your external appearance is very strong, yet you have this softness
inside you that holds it up. Not being afraid of being who you are. You make me
laugh, smile. A true open book that took the fear out of my heart. Your honesty.
Your moles.
Still there is a lot more to say, I think those words came out spontaneous and swift, they are close to the first thoughts I had in our first meeting, although the moles were discovered later they are a very liked feature.