Wednesday, March 15, 2006

Who the fuck believes this shit....!!!

If you know it once, you'll know it a jigilion times....

don't forward bullshit people, you have brains, so why the hell is your brains on the snooze mode....?!?!

why would anyone believe in this shit, it's damn obvious that this is just a scam-fucking-retardifious-scam (I believe it should be a word) and can't be true.....!!!

if it was true, the "guys" at msn wouldn't have sended your golden ass an e-mail, and ask you to resend this fuck to as many as possible.....!!!
that's just hulkatisticaly stupid.....!!!

fucking retards......!!!

now not only have they sent me this fucking e-mail once or twice, but 9 times, from 7 friends, and two of them sent the same e-mail twice, as if they were afraid to lose thier fucking accounts.....!!!
and what's funny is that these guys don't even check their accounts on regular bases, not to mention that I created for some of them their accounts.......!!!

and the fact that you translated hi with هاي just adds to the retardness......!!!

well, enjoy the show retards, hope you like it, and I know you'll be pissed as hell when you read this post....

this is for you Ahmad(not ahmed), Khalid, Kalid again, Muhammad, the other Muhammad, Sami, Ahmad again, Faisal, and Hani.....!!!

thanks you guys, you deserve it......!!!

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this is the E-mail....
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Bcc: Date: Sun, 12 Mar 2006 10:27:24 +0000 Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; format=flowed X-OriginalArrivalTime: 12 Mar 2006 10:27:27.0510 (UTC) FILETIME=[8F7DE360:01C645BF]

Hey (not hi, as in hey you son of a bitch, listen up carefully, I'll fuck your ass till you agree that your a fucking ass) it is Andy and john the directors of MSN (so your andy right, and your director right, then why are you adressing us with your first name alone...?!?!), sorry for the interruption but msn is closing down. this is because too many inconsiderate people are taking up all the name (eg making up lots of different accounts for just one person), we only have 578 names left. If you would like to close your account, DO NOT SEND THIS MESSAGE ON. If you would like to keep your account, then SEND THIS MESSAGE TO EVERYONE ON YOUR CONTACT LIST. This is no joke, we will be shutting down the servers. Send it on, thanks. WHO EVER DOES NOT SEND THIS MESSEAGE, YOUR ACCOUNT WILL BE CLOSED AND YOU WILL COST £10.00 A MONTH TO USE (spell mistake by john I assume....?!?!).SEND THIS TO EVERYONE ON YOUR CONTACT LIST. NOW YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO. PLEASE DO NOT FORWARD THIS or REPLAY. COPY THE WHOLE EMAIL. GO BACK TO YOUR INBOX AND CLICK ON NEW (which show's you that the retards know nothing on msn, it's compose ass hole). AND PASTE THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
: ترجمة النص
هاي(مع انه الكلمة هي انت تنفع اكثر) ...نحن جون و أندي (قاعدين بسوق الحراي- انا علي اشتغل مع عمر و شركة مايكروسوفت لنا)المسؤولون عن المسنجر.. عذرا على الازعاج ولكن اردنا ان نحيطكم علما بان حساب الماسنجر سيتم اغلاقه وذلك لوجود الكثير من الاشخاص قليلي الاهتمام الذين يقومون بفتح عدة حسابات -يقصدون ايميل- للمسنجر وبذلك يستهلكون جميع الاسماء الممكنة (26حرف ضرب 26 حرف في 10 ارقام في مضاعفات هالرقم يعطيك جم ايميل باقي) لعمل ايملات جديدة لاناس اخرين حاليا لم يتبقى في حساب المسنجر سوى 578 اسما -يقصدون ما بقى غير 578 ايميل اذا كنت ترغب في اغلاق ايميلك فلا ترسل هذه الرسالة اما اذا كنت ترغب في ابقاء ايميلك فارسل هذه الرسالة لجميع الاشخاص الموجودين لديك في قائمة المسنجر (شمعنا المسنجر)ان هذه الرسالة ليست بمزحة..سنقوم باغلاق موفري الخدمة او ما يعرف بالسرفرز ارسل هذه الرسالة لجميع من في قائمتك .. شكرا اي شخص لين يقوم بارسال هذه الرسالة سيتم اغلاق ايميله ومن ثم شيضطر لدفع 10 باوند او ما يعادل حوالي 7 دينار بحريني شهريا من اجل استخدام ايميله المغلق (جم بالكويتي 5 دنانير و بعدين منو يقول 7 دينارغير راجو و عبدالزهرة) الرجاء ارسال هذه الرسالة لكل المتصلين لديك الرجاء عدم استخدام الفوورد او الريبلاي لارسال الرسالة (يعني لا تدزها اصلا و منو الحمار الي يدز رسالة بالرير بلايار) ولكن قم بنسخ ولصق محتوى الرسالة في ايميل جديد ثم قم بارساله
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the green shows the retardness of the words and the minds behind it.....!!!
and my comments are in red....!!!
Nough said...

2 comments:

iDip said...

if I start talking about silly emails, I won't stop....

this is another proof of technology abuse, just like the way some fellow-citizens are abusing the great technology "bluetooth".

EXzombie said...

Dear Idip,

my friend, this is not technology abuse.....!!!
it's the lack of brain cells to know a sherade from one.....!!!

as for the tech abuses, bluetooth technology is the least in the line if we consider the mobile phones and the cams intigrated in it.....!!!

I had my share of this e-mails wither hate mails, scams of kuwaiati widow named "elizarbith jamack", the religious shit about some stupid accidents and many other....!!!