The Best of the Bumper Stickers

• Auntie Em. Hate you, hate Kansas, taking the dog. Dorothy.
• We're staying together for the sake of the cats.
• It's been lovely, but I have to scream now.
• My karma ran over your dogma.
• Women who seek to be equal to men lack ambition.
• This is not an abandoned vehicle.
• I don't lie, cheat or steal unnecessarily.
• Beautify Texas. Put a Yankee on a bus.
• Welcome to Texas, now go home.
• It's as bad as you think and they are out to get you.
• If you don't like the news, go out and make some of your own.
• Life's too short to dance with ugly men.
• Life's too short to dance with ugly women.
• My wife says if I go fishing one more time, she's going to leave me. Gosh, I'm going to miss her.
• When you do a good deed get a receipt (in case heaven is like the IRS).
• I is a college student.
• Sex on television can't hurt you unless you fall off.
• Beer isn't just for breakfast any more.
• Sorry, I don't date outside my species.
• Eschew obfuscation.
• Will Rogers never met a lawyer.
• Happiness is seeing your mother-in-law's face on the back of a milk carton.
• It's lonely at the top, but you eat better.
• Don't steal. The government hates competition.
• Is there life before coffee?
• Never play leap frog with a unicorn.
• Nobody's ugly after 2 a.m.
• Cover me. I'm changing lanes.
• The weather is here. Wish you were beautiful.
• I Cayman went.
• My other wife is beautiful.
• I need someone really bad. Are you really bad?
• Smile. It's the second best thing you can do with your lips.
• Don't laugh. Your daughter could be in this vehicle.
• Geez if you belive in honkus.
• Friends don't let friends drive naked.
• Save California; when you leave take someone with you.
• I came, I saw, I did a little shopping.
• There's one in every crowd and they always find me.
• If money could talk, it would say goodbye.
• When you're in love, you're at the mercy of a stranger.
• Just when you think you've won the rat race along come faster rats.
• If it's too loud, you're too old.
• Wink. I'll do the rest.
• The worst day fishing is better than the best day working.
• An Irishman is not drunk so long as he can hold on to one blade of grass and not fall off theearth.
• Cynics are people who know the price of everything and the value of nothing.
• I may be fat but you're ugly, and I can lose weight.
• Who cares who's on board?
• No radio. Already stolen.
• Crime wouldn't pay if the government ran it.
• Want a taste of religion? Bite a Imam.
• Carlsbad Caverns: 22\% more cavities.
• Exxon Suxx.
• Honk if you love cheeses.
• Flying saucers are real, the Air Force doesn't exist.
• I don't care who you are, what you are driving, or where you would rather be.
• So many pedestrians, so little time.

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