Monday, October 03, 2005

The Best of the Bumper Stickers


  • Auntie Em. Hate you, hate Kansas, taking the dog. Dorothy.
  • We're staying together for the sake of the cats.
  • It's been lovely, but I have to scream now.
  • My karma ran over your dogma.
  • Women who seek to be equal to men lack ambition.
  • This is not an abandoned vehicle.
  • I don't lie, cheat or steal unnecessarily.
  • Beautify Texas. Put a Yankee on a bus.
  • Welcome to Texas, now go home.
  • It's as bad as you think and they are out to get you.
  • If you don't like the news, go out and make some of your own.
  • Life's too short to dance with ugly men.
  • Life's too short to dance with ugly women.
  • My wife says if I go fishing one more time, she's going to leave me. Gosh, I'm going to miss her.
  • When you do a good deed get a receipt (in case heaven is like the IRS).
  • I is a college student.
  • Sex on television can't hurt you unless you fall off.
  • Beer isn't just for breakfast any more.
  • Sorry, I don't date outside my species.
  • Eschew obfuscation.
  • Will Rogers never met a lawyer.
  • Happiness is seeing your mother-in-law's face on the back of a milk carton.
  • It's lonely at the top, but you eat better.
  • Don't steal. The government hates competition.
  • Is there life before coffee?
  • Never play leap frog with a unicorn.
  • Nobody's ugly after 2 a.m.
  • Cover me. I'm changing lanes.
  • The weather is here. Wish you were beautiful.
  • I Cayman went.
  • My other wife is beautiful.
  • I need someone really bad. Are you really bad?
  • Smile. It's the second best thing you can do with your lips.
  • Don't laugh. Your daughter could be in this vehicle.
  • Geez if you belive in honkus.
  • Friends don't let friends drive naked.
  • Save California; when you leave take someone with you.
  • I came, I saw, I did a little shopping.
  • There's one in every crowd and they always find me.
  • If money could talk, it would say goodbye.
  • When you're in love, you're at the mercy of a stranger.
  • Just when you think you've won the rat race along come faster rats.
  • If it's too loud, you're too old.
  • Wink. I'll do the rest.
  • The worst day fishing is better than the best day working.
  • An Irishman is not drunk so long as he can hold on to one blade of grass and not fall off theearth.
  • Cynics are people who know the price of everything and the value of nothing.
  • I may be fat but you're ugly, and I can lose weight.
  • Who cares who's on board?
  • No radio. Already stolen.
  • Crime wouldn't pay if the government ran it.
  • Want a taste of religion? Bite a Imam.
  • Carlsbad Caverns: 22\% more cavities.
  • Exxon Suxx.
  • Honk if you love cheeses.
  • Flying saucers are real, the Air Force doesn't exist.
  • I don't care who you are, what you are driving, or where you would rather be.
  • So many pedestrians, so little time.

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