Sunday, February 05, 2006

Elham the lesbian Afghani wants to fuck me....?!?!

Now I swear to god every thing in the conversation I had with this Elham is real, no editing, no brushing, nada....!!!
I have to warn you first... this post contains every thing you don't like, even racial depicting.....!!!

so just to let you on the whole issue and get the whole picture right....!!!
for some time now, this entity added me up to "it" MSN....!!!
I don't know him/her, nor know how the fuck did s/he get hold of my e-mail (even though my e-mail is widly spread)....!!!
s/he constantly asked me in repetition time and time again the 3 fundemental IRC quistions:
a/s/l, or the Age, Sex, Location.....!!!

today I was fed up each time he reads my name puff he dis-fucking-connect.....!!!
I had it with him, but little did I know the out come would be this hilareous....!!!
p.s.: I didn't publish it untill my friends urged me to post it....!!!

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date: 5-2-2006
time: 3: 24 p.m
protagonist name: EXzombie (I can be the antagonist)
the new protagonist: Elham or hamy_qand

hamy_qand said:iamelham
hamy_qand said:u
I vanish, you wait, don't worry PIMPHORA, I'll be in Kuwait....!!! said:told you before
I vanish, you wait, don't worry PIMPHORA, I'll be in Kuwait....!!! said:my name is abdulaziz
hamy_qand said:ok
hamy_qand said:grt
I vanish, you wait, don't worry PIMPHORA, I'll be in Kuwait....!!! said:grt to you too.... I guess....?!?!
hamy_qand said:with
hamy_qand said:ok
I vanish, you wait, don't worry PIMPHORA, I'll be in Kuwait....!!! said:what
hamy_qand says:ok
hamy_qand says:where
hamy_qand says:areu
I vanish, you wait, don't worry PIMPHORA, I'll be in Kuwait....!!! says:how many times do you ask these quistions....?!?!
I vanish, you wait, don't worry PIMPHORA, I'll be in Kuwait....!!! says:I'm kuwaiti
I vanish, you wait, don't worry PIMPHORA, I'll be in Kuwait....!!! says:now in jordan
hamy_qand says:bye
I vanish, you wait, don't worry PIMPHORA, I'll be in Kuwait....!!! says:fuck you
I vanish, you wait, don't worry PIMPHORA, I'll be in Kuwait....!!! says:ass hole
hamy_qand says:i fukeu
I vanish, you wait, don't worry PIMPHORA, I'll be in Kuwait....!!! says:you cant spell right
hamy_qand says:efuifhgvufhgudfjdfvhdfiojv
hamy_qand says:dfhdfigjiodfghodfughb
hamy_qand says:dgjdfihfdghuiodfgh
hamy_qand says:dfgjdfigjhdifghdfuioghiodfgb
hamy_qand says:dfgjudfihdfighdiofughdfogv
hamy_qand says:dgjdfghdfughudfoghdfog
hamy_qand says:dfgjdfioghdfughdfuighdofuighsdf
hamy_qand says:dfgjdfighdfuioghdbuindfg]
hamy_qand says:dfghdfighvndufigh
hamy_qand says:dfhogihvdfnuhgdfdf
I vanish, you wait, don't worry PIMPHORA, I'll be in Kuwait....!!! says:learn the languege then start talking
hamy_qand says:dfjidghdfoghndkgjvnhdfjkghfdjkgh
I vanish, you wait, don't worry PIMPHORA, I'll be in Kuwait....!!! says:not the other way around
I vanish, you wait, don't worry PIMPHORA, I'll be in Kuwait....!!! says:hehehe
hamy_qand says:jigvfdhbjkndfhjgildfjkjgkdfljgkdlfjgkdf
gjkdlfgjdfklgjklfgjkljjjjjjjjf
gllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllnmnn
nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

I vanish, you wait, don't worry PIMPHORA, I'll be in Kuwait....!!! says:at least copy paste the fuck you part

I vanish, you wait, don't worry PIMPHORA, I'll be in Kuwait....!!! says:it's easy

hamy_qand says:nmnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

I vanish, you wait, don't worry PIMPHORA, I'll be in Kuwait....!!! says:how did you manage to link in the net

hamy_qand says:mmmmmmmmmmmm
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

hamy_qand says:,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
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I vanish, you wait, don't worry PIMPHORA, I'll be in Kuwait....!!! says:do you speak in any languege better than english

I vanish, you wait, don't worry PIMPHORA, I'll be in Kuwait....!!! says:arabic
I vanish, you wait, don't worry PIMPHORA, I'll be in Kuwait....!!! says:french
I vanish, you wait, don't worry PIMPHORA, I'll be in Kuwait....!!! says:japanese
hamy_qand says:oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
oooooooooooooooooooooooo
oooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
oooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
jjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj
hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
hamy_qand says:bye
hamy_qand says:i ufke
hamy_qand says:u
hamy_qand says:i fuke u
hamy_qand says:i fuke
I vanish, you wait, don't worry PIMPHORA, I'll be in Kuwait....!!! says:that's not even a word
hamy_qand says:i fuke
I vanish, you wait, don't worry PIMPHORA, I'll be in Kuwait....!!! says:it's fuck
I vanish, you wait, don't worry PIMPHORA, I'll be in Kuwait....!!! says:come tommorow and I'll show you how to suck my dick
I vanish, you wait, don't worry PIMPHORA, I'll be in Kuwait....!!! says:thanks... come again please
hamy_qand says:no
hamy_qand says:bye
hamy_qand says:fuke u
I vanish, you wait, don't worry PIMPHORA, I'll be in Kuwait....!!! says:reminded me of the japanese twins in golden member....!!! do you know them.....?!?!
I vanish, you wait, don't worry PIMPHORA, I'll be in Kuwait....!!! says:at least say it right before leaving
I vanish, you wait, don't worry PIMPHORA, I'll be in Kuwait....!!! says:f
I vanish, you wait, don't worry PIMPHORA, I'll be in Kuwait....!!! says:u
I vanish, you wait, don't worry PIMPHORA, I'll be in Kuwait....!!! says:c
I vanish, you wait, don't worry PIMPHORA, I'll be in Kuwait....!!! says:k
I vanish, you wait, don't worry PIMPHORA, I'll be in Kuwait....!!! says:you
I vanish, you wait, don't worry PIMPHORA, I'll be in Kuwait....!!! says:or you can use u
I vanish, you wait, don't worry PIMPHORA, I'll be in Kuwait....!!! says:u
I vanish, you wait, don't worry PIMPHORA, I'll be in Kuwait....!!! says:it's easy
I vanish, you wait, don't worry PIMPHORA, I'll be in Kuwait....!!! says:try it please
I vanish, you wait, don't worry PIMPHORA, I'll be in Kuwait....!!! says:fuck you
I vanish, you wait, don't worry PIMPHORA, I'll be in Kuwait....!!! says:say it
hamy_qand says:fuke
hamy_qand says:u
I vanish, you wait, don't worry PIMPHORA, I'll be in Kuwait....!!! says:fuck you
I vanish, you wait, don't worry PIMPHORA, I'll be in Kuwait....!!! says:hehehehe
I vanish, you wait, don't worry PIMPHORA, I'll be in Kuwait....!!! says:your good
I vanish, you wait, don't worry PIMPHORA, I'll be in Kuwait....!!! says:hehehehe
hamy_qand says:sonof the beach
I vanish, you wait, don't worry PIMPHORA, I'll be in Kuwait....!!! says:hehehehe
I vanish, you wait, don't worry PIMPHORA, I'll be in Kuwait....!!! says:yeah I like the sea
I vanish, you wait, don't worry PIMPHORA, I'll be in Kuwait....!!! says:but I don't like to swim there
hamy_qand says:nm,nmnm,nm,
hamy_qand says:,.m,.m,/m,.
hamy_qand says:m,.m,.m,.m.m,.
I vanish, you wait, don't worry PIMPHORA, I'll be in Kuwait....!!! says:you like it....?!?!hamy_qand says:ok
I vanish, you wait, don't worry PIMPHORA, I'll be in Kuwait....!!! says:good, glad you liked it.... can I have permission to post our conversation in my blog
hamy_qand says:can u giveme a one girlof id
I vanish, you wait, don't worry PIMPHORA, I'll be in Kuwait....!!!says: http://exzombie.blogspot.com
I vanish, you wait, don't worry PIMPHORA, I'll be in Kuwait....!!! says:do want that with mustered
I vanish, you wait, don't worry PIMPHORA, I'll be in Kuwait....!!! says:so
I vanish, you wait, don't worry PIMPHORA, I'll be in Kuwait....!!! says:you want girlof
I vanish, you wait, don't worry PIMPHORA, I'll be in Kuwait....!!! says:girlof's ID
hamy_qand says:yes
I vanish, you wait, don't worry PIMPHORA, I'll be in Kuwait....!!! says:is that russian
I vanish, you wait, don't worry PIMPHORA, I'll be in Kuwait....!!! says:you like russians
hamy_qand says:can u giveme or no
I vanish, you wait, don't worry PIMPHORA, I'll be in Kuwait....!!! says:تبي روسيات
hamy_qand says:say
I vanish, you wait, don't worry PIMPHORA, I'll be in Kuwait....!!! says:روح البحرين
I vanish, you wait, don't worry PIMPHORA, I'll be in Kuwait....!!! says:say
I vanish, you wait, don't worry PIMPHORA, I'll be in Kuwait....!!! says:give who
I vanish, you wait, don't worry PIMPHORA, I'll be in Kuwait....!!! says:how old are you
I vanish, you wait, don't worry PIMPHORA, I'll be in Kuwait....!!! says:.......?!?!
I vanish, you wait, don't worry PIMPHORA, I'll be in Kuwait....!!! says:5
hamy_qand says:can y speak persan
I vanish, you wait, don't worry PIMPHORA, I'll be in Kuwait....!!! says:persan...!!!
hamy_qand says:yes
I vanish, you wait, don't worry PIMPHORA, I'll be in Kuwait....!!! says:is that human or japanese....?!?!
I vanish, you wait, don't worry PIMPHORA, I'll be in Kuwait....!!! says:your from Iran
I vanish, you wait, don't worry PIMPHORA, I'll be in Kuwait....!!! says:you know iran
hamy_qand says:no
I vanish, you wait, don't worry PIMPHORA, I'll be in Kuwait....!!! says:hehehehe
hamy_qand says:iam from
I vanish, you wait, don't worry PIMPHORA, I'll be in Kuwait....!!! says:so how come you speak persan...!!!
hamy_qand says:afganistan
I vanish, you wait, don't worry PIMPHORA, I'll be in Kuwait....!!! says:afgani
hamy_qand says:and
hamy_qand says:u
I vanish, you wait, don't worry PIMPHORA, I'll be in Kuwait....!!! says:bloshi
hamy_qand says:eyas*
hamy_qand says:ye
hamy_qand says:yes
I vanish, you wait, don't worry PIMPHORA, I'll be in Kuwait....!!! says:you are a young hawk
I vanish, you wait, don't worry PIMPHORA, I'll be in Kuwait....!!! says:....?!?!
hamy_qand says:bye fuky man
I vanish, you wait, don't worry PIMPHORA, I'll be in Kuwait....!!! says:so you are not human
I vanish, you wait, don't worry PIMPHORA, I'll be in Kuwait....!!! says:your a bird
hamy_qand says:y
I vanish, you wait, don't worry PIMPHORA, I'll be in Kuwait....!!! says:a falcon to be exactly
I vanish, you wait, don't worry PIMPHORA, I'll be in Kuwait....!!! says:do you know super falcon
hamy_qand says:fuky mna
I vanish, you wait, don't worry PIMPHORA, I'll be in Kuwait....!!! says:we know him in kuwait
hamy_qand says:nohamy_qand says:cbjxvbc sdc]
hamy_qand says:hjvjbnjdkbjksv]
hamy_qand says:jhcjbnjbv
I vanish, you wait, don't worry PIMPHORA, I'll be in Kuwait....!!! says:shetawri
hamy_qand says:vkjnn ndvnjnvn
I vanish, you wait, don't worry PIMPHORA, I'll be in Kuwait....!!! says:khaile khobai
hamy_qand says:mkcmnmncjnldmnjkfvn nksdbfhujsbckxchbfckjnmjksdhfcs
I vanish, you wait, don't worry PIMPHORA, I'll be in Kuwait....!!! says:hehehe
hamy_qand says:bcbhncx';hamy_qand says:kjxcbnj cjkm
hamy_qand says:-I vanish, you wait, don't worry PIMPHORA, I'll be in Kuwait....!!! says:do you have computers in afghanistan
I vanish, you wait, don't worry PIMPHORA, I'll be in Kuwait....!!! says:...?!?!
I vanish, you wait, don't worry PIMPHORA, I'll be in Kuwait....!!! says:from where do you get connected
hamy_qand says:now iam in pakistan
hamy_qand says:ok
I vanish, you wait, don't worry PIMPHORA, I'll be in Kuwait....!!! says:wow
hamy_qand says: ufky man
I vanish, you wait, don't worry PIMPHORA, I'll be in Kuwait....!!! says:what's that
I vanish, you wait, don't worry PIMPHORA, I'll be in Kuwait....!!! says:ufky
hamy_qand says:what
I vanish, you wait, don't worry PIMPHORA, I'll be in Kuwait....!!! says:is it beloshi name
I vanish, you wait, don't worry PIMPHORA, I'll be in Kuwait....!!! says:how old are you
hamy_qand says:ccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccc
dddddddddddddddddddddddddddcc
cccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccc
cccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccc
ccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccc
ccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccc
cccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccc
cccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccc
cccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccc
I vanish, you wait, don't worry PIMPHORA, I'll be in Kuwait....!!! says:yes I know where these are
I vanish, you wait, don't worry PIMPHORA, I'll be in Kuwait....!!! says:do you like girls
hamy_qand says:y
I vanish, you wait, don't worry PIMPHORA, I'll be in Kuwait....!!! says:you want girl....?!?!
I vanish, you wait, don't worry PIMPHORA, I'll be in Kuwait....!!! says:y what...!!
hamy_qand says:iam a girl
I vanish, you wait, don't worry PIMPHORA, I'll be in Kuwait....!!! says:you are a girl.....!!!
I vanish, you wait, don't worry PIMPHORA, I'll be in Kuwait....!!! says:realy
hamy_qand says:yes
hamy_qand says:y
hamy_qand says:y
hamy_qand says:y
I vanish, you wait, don't worry PIMPHORA, I'll be in Kuwait....!!! says:wow
I vanish, you wait, don't worry PIMPHORA, I'll be in Kuwait....!!! says:do you shave your legs
hamy_qand says:yes
I vanish, you wait, don't worry PIMPHORA, I'll be in Kuwait....!!! says:and are you some kind of lesbian
I vanish, you wait, don't worry PIMPHORA, I'll be in Kuwait....!!! says:you asked me for girls
hamy_qand says:ye
hamy_qand says:yes
I vanish, you wait, don't worry PIMPHORA, I'll be in Kuwait....!!! says:or girlof id
I vanish, you wait, don't worry PIMPHORA, I'll be in Kuwait....!!! says:les....!!!
I vanish, you wait, don't worry PIMPHORA, I'll be in Kuwait....!!! says:nice
I vanish, you wait, don't worry PIMPHORA, I'll be in Kuwait....!!! says:so how do you meet other les. in pakistan....!!!
hamy_qand says:iam caat whit girlnotwhit boy
I vanish, you wait, don't worry PIMPHORA, I'll be in Kuwait....!!! says:are you in islam abbad or lahour
I vanish, you wait, don't worry PIMPHORA, I'll be in Kuwait....!!! says:your a cat....!!!
I vanish, you wait, don't worry PIMPHORA, I'll be in Kuwait....!!! says:and a white girl
hamy_qand says:iam in pesawer
I vanish, you wait, don't worry PIMPHORA, I'll be in Kuwait....!!! says:and a white boy
hamy_qand says:y
hamy_qand says:y
hamy_qand says:y
I vanish, you wait, don't worry PIMPHORA, I'll be in Kuwait....!!! says:and you happen to be a falcon
I vanish, you wait, don't worry PIMPHORA, I'll be in Kuwait....!!! says:and your now in pes awer
I vanish, you wait, don't worry PIMPHORA, I'll be in Kuwait....!!! says:not peshawer
I vanish, you wait, don't worry PIMPHORA, I'll be in Kuwait....!!! says:did you go to raul bundy
hamy_qand says:YES
hamy_qand says:U
I vanish, you wait, don't worry PIMPHORA, I'll be in Kuwait....!!! says:big one....!!!
hamy_qand says:FUKE ME
I vanish, you wait, don't worry PIMPHORA, I'll be in Kuwait....!!! says:yeah
I vanish, you wait, don't worry PIMPHORA, I'll be in Kuwait....!!! says:no thanks I don't do metamorphic people
hamy_qand says:IN WHERE
hamy_qand says:Y
I vanish, you wait, don't worry PIMPHORA, I'll be in Kuwait....!!! says:not near you for sure
hamy_qand says:PLZ
I vanish, you wait, don't worry PIMPHORA, I'll be in Kuwait....!!! says:hehehe
hamy_qand says:ICAME UR NEAR
I vanish, you wait, don't worry PIMPHORA, I'll be in Kuwait....!!! says:well, I guss I have to ask you to do some things first if you really want me to fuck you
I vanish, you wait, don't worry PIMPHORA, I'll be in Kuwait....!!! says:you came already....!!!
I vanish, you wait, don't worry PIMPHORA, I'll be in Kuwait....!!! says:hehehe
hamy_qand says:YES]
I vanish, you wait, don't worry PIMPHORA, I'll be in Kuwait....!!! says:you are flaming with lust

The following message could not be delivered to all recipients:you are flaming with lust

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*ey·as [ əss](plural ey·as·es or ey·as·ses) or ey·ass [ əss] (plural ey·ass·es)
noun
young hawk: a young hawk or falcon, especially one bred for falconry
[15th century. Alteration of obsolete nias <>

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