Who has the funniest April's fool prank....?!?!

do you think your that good, then share with us your sick, funny or even retard prank you ever did to someone......!!!

phone pranks are not included.....?!?!

راح نفقد طراقاتك يا النفيسي

للأسف ماني خبير بتعديل و تطوير و تنسيق الصور و خلافه ولا كنت حطيت صورة للنفيسي و هو يلوخ شرار طراق و احط صورة ثانية و اهو يلوخ الوزرا طراقات و الحكومة كلها و يكمل طراقاته على الخلق و يلوخ كل الممثلين طراقات على سخافاتهم و يلوخ السعيد عكسية على افاها بعد على ملاقتها و قصصها الي تبوقهم من قصص نبيل فاروق و مسلسل حكايات لا تنسى و بعدين يروح يلوخ اعضاء مجلس الخمة كلهم من غير استثناء و يزيد الجيلة حق الطبطبائي و القلاف و المحامي و الرقلة و الزفت و العفطي و باجي النواب البدو الي عفسونا بثوارتهم و حق كل حمار يطلبهم يتوسطون له و يروح يطورق بالشارع كل ابو حمار يهد عياله يطرون بالشوارع و كل ابو حمار مهيت عياله و كل ام بقرة هيتت عيالها و جابلت الارجيلة و رفيجاتها و افرشت القنفة تكركع و بعدين اخليه يكوفن كل حمار عود يغرق الكويت بالعمالة الدايخة الي ملعوزتنا و مضايقتنا اكثر مما نافعتنا و اخليه يوح حق الحمار الي صور البلوتوث النحس و اخليه يغتصبه بالطراقات لين تنفتح بكارته بخده و اخلي كل اهبل نسوه اهله بالشارع يضحك عليه

و بعدين اخليه يجابل شوي جامعة الكويت و يجابل حيوانات العلم و المعرفة الي عندهم شهادات ترس الطوف و يلعن ابو والدين الي خلفهم كلهم على التعذيب و المرمرة الي شقوا فيها الطلبة و هم يلوخ الطلبة الحمير على سخافاتهم و غبائهم و اهمالهم لدراستهم و يلعن ابو خامس البنات على ملاقتهم و تفصعهم مو تفصخهم بالجامعة و بعدين اخليه يطورق حمير الشوارع و يخفف زحمتها و اخليه يطورق كل الحرامية و يفر على الكل و و و و و

بس اخرتها ابيه يطورقنا كلنا علشان نصحى و نستعدل

بس في احد يحس

تساؤل قد لا يكون في محله

هل نستطيع ان ندفع برجل ميت للترشيح في الانتخابات القادمة و هل نستطيع التصويت له لأنه راح يفيدنا اكثر من الخمة المجلس الموجودين حاليا.....؟!؟!؟

The drafts are on the loose....!!!

Aloha dudes and dudats....!!!

I gave it a thought about the advise idip gave me on the previous post and I went for it.....!!!

so here are some of the upcoming posts that soon will be seen on your screens.....!!!
p.s. I had to revise some of the drafts to suit this post.....!!!

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"chillis shitter"

"why do they place chairs near the shitter....?!?!?!

while on a brief stay in kuwait, I and a league of my friends had an awful experience in chillis or as I prefer to address it now as "shitty chillis" we sat near the shitter or as people usually say the rest room, and from the minute we planned to go to the resturant till we slept, people kept comming and comming intering the rest rooms and to my amusement i found that the number of people that entered farly exceeded the numbers of shitter finitos... "

"Weapons of mass destruction in palastine....!!!"

"You want to see Palestinians free, happy, have their land returned to them, get the Israelis out of their land.....!!!

Then we have to find weapons of mass destruction, send them to the palatines, and hope that the US finds out.....!!!
This idea came to me, after reading many reports and debates on the real reasons why the US invaded/liberated Iraq. I would like to see it happen to prove my point, what would happen if Palestine obtained weapons of mass destruction, and the united states felt insecure or for the matter of fact felt threatened and the need to interfere surged through the minds of the mania politicia.....!!!"

"سنة 2006 اكيد بتكون سنة هبيلة"

"من بعد سنة الطفحة و سنة الهدامة و سنة الحطبة راح يؤرخ المؤرخون سنة جديدة في حياة الكويتيين هذه السنة هي سنة 2006 السنة الهبيلة

ليش هبيلة براي المتواضع:

أولا: الرقلات مسكوا الديرة

ثانيا: شلون عندنا وفرة مالية و احنا ماكلين تبن......"

"This is really disturbing....!!!"

"I took Fozaq8's advise in Q's post to search the word Kuweaiti in google....I came across many interisting links that I would like to share with you later, but what cought my attention is this strange site....!!!
at the begining I thought that this was a cheesy islamic site that stated some things on kuwait and it's "kuwaiti arabs".....!!!
but what made me sceptical was what stated in the end of the page:
Prayer Points

Ask the Lord to soften the hearts of Kuwait's leaders to the preaching of the Gospel.
Pray for effectiveness of the Jesus film among the Kuwaiti Arab, with many conversions resulting.
Ask the Holy Spirit to show the Kuwaiti Arab the emptiness of riches and the true wealth of the Gospel.
Pray that Jesus will supernaturally reveal Himself as Lord to the Kuwaiti Arab.Ask the Lord to save key leaders among the Kuwaiti Arab who will boldly proclaim the Gospel.
Take authority over the spiritual principalities and powers that are keeping the Kuwaiti Arab bound.
Ask God to raise up prayer teams who will begin breaking up the soil through worship and intercession.
Pray that strong local churches will be raised up among the Kuwaiti Arab by the year 2000.

now some of you might say so what.....?!?!
so am I.... heck I thought it was funny to read this cheezy article by gospel followers about kuwaitis and islam which was rather leveled to kindergartin levels.....so I checked the home page, and this was what bothered me.....!!!
O.K... my point....?!?!
let me walk it with you....!!!
if you choose the intro, then you'd see a as for the enter the site, I was confused.....!!!

now this is supposed to be a gospel site, but why does it has a..... "

"كويت فجر السعيد"

"تعلمنا جميعنا ان مصر "أم الدنيا" و طبعت اللهجة المصرية على ألسنتنا، و عرفنا عنها اكثر مما عرفناه عن بلداننا، و كلهذا من أفلامهم و مسلسلاتهم.....؟!؟!؟!

اصبحت الافلام و المسلسلات نافذة الشعوب للتعرف على الثقافات و الملامح لأي بلد او منطقة، و كانت التجربة المصرية على عيوبها مثمرة على الجانبين السياسي و الاقتصادي، فاصبحت مصر ام الدنيا و مقر الجامعة العربية و مصدر الالهام السياسي (طاح حظه) للدول العربية، كما انها اصبحت مصدر دخل مهم لإشباع شعبها، و هكذا اصبحت فيفي عبده اهم من رئيس الوزراء، و صارت حصانتها و القبر محد يقدر يشك ابرة صوبها......!!!؟

موضوعي ليس عن فيفي عبده و لا عن سبب اتجاه المغربيات و التونسيات للقاهرة علشان يغنون سلط ملط......!!!؟

الموضوع عن تجربة الكويت في هذا المجال... لفترة طويلة، كانت الكويت العبو و المصدر الاوحد الخليجي في صناعة الفن في شتى انواعه، و كانت المسلسلات الكويتية محفوظة صم من قبل اخواننا الخليجيين والبعض ممن عاش في الكويت او الخليجو لا يزالون يعشقونها حتى الآن (راجع الاردن و معاي 30 مسرحية كويتية و 3 مسلسلات كلهم من قبل الغزو)....!!!؟

و سأتطرق لجانب اكثر تحديدا حتى لا اتشعب بالموضوع، المسلسلات الكويتية كانت دائما و ابدا مصدر فخر كويتي و كان ممثلوها نجوما يشار لهم بالبنان، لكن ظهرت على الساحة و منذ ما يقرب من 5 سنوات نوعية مسلسلات مكسيكويتيسية عفست الاكو و الماكو و اعادت تعريف مصطلح المسلسلات السكة، سنة ورى سنة قمنا نشوف الزحف من الايام العادية و حتى اصبحت رمضانية بالتخصص، و غزت هذه المسلسلات رمضان و خربوه......!!! و صار شهر رمضان من مجرد شهر عبادة و صوم إلى شهر مناحة و هموم، انا واحد من الناس كرهت تلفزيونات رمضان و جو رمضان بالدول العربية و السبة ادمان الغلقة و ضيقة الخلق و البجي و الطراقات........!!! "؟

"جمعية بوس الخشوم"

"قد اكون متعجرفا، و قد اكون حاد الطباع، سليط اللسان، قليل الادب، كل هذا لا يهمني كثيرا فهذا انا و كل من هو قريب مني يعرفني و يتقبلني كما انا، اذن فانا لا احتاج لأن اتخفى او اعيش من خلال قناعين..... يكفيني واحد ليضايق جلدتي......!!!؟
الكويت، هي قلبي و هي كياني و هي منشأي و هي مماتي، اسمع كثيرا من الاهل بأني وطني زيادة عن اللزوم، او انني "خاب عمري" و معور راسي "بهالسوالف" من اصدقائي، و آخر شغلة سمعتها كانت من الوالدة الله يطول بعمرها و هي تسمع مني اني رايح ازور قبر الامير في اليوم الاول من بعد وصولي من السفر "يحليلك يا عبدالعزيز انت وطني وايد" .......!!!!؟
قرأت جريدة الوطن اليوم و من قبلها الرأي العام، و قد لاحظت تكرار الصفحات في كلا الصحيفتين......!!! منذ وصولي من الاردن يوم و انا اشاهد على مدار مكوثي في الكويت (35 يوم) أكثر من 70% من الصفحات المخصصة لعرض القدرات الشرائية للشركات و الاافراد و العوايل و القبايل في اعلان الولاء و الطاعة العمياء و الرغبة في المشي مع القطيع يعني هالجرايد صارت عرض اسامي خرفان و شركات خرفنة......!!!؟
منذ متى كان حب الكويت يكون باعلان جرايد او اثبات مبايعة في صفحة.....؟!؟! و منذ متى اصبحنا نؤسس جمعيات وفاق و جمعيات نفاق ليدافع افرادها عن الامير و خياراته و ضد من، ضد اهل الكويت انفسهم......!!!؟
انا هنا اذكر بالاسم جمعية الوفاق الوطني سواء كانوا جمعية بوس و لا لا فهذه مشكلتهم في عدم اعلانهم عن اهداف هذه الجمعية و تركنا نستنج اهدافها و اجندتها الخفية مع اسمها المنمق......؟!؟!
الامير ذاته مصونة، و كلنا نقف مع ذلك شئنا ام ابينا، منذ متى احتجنا لأن يأتي شخص ايا كان ليعلمنا شلون نكلم شيوخنا او عن المواضيع التي يجب ان نتناقش بها او حتى في خياراتنا و آرائنا......؟!؟!
يا سادة يا أخوان، انا من حقي ان انتقد و اشتم من اشتم سواء كان من الشعب او من الشيوخ ان كان ما يفعله يؤثر او يسيء لسمعة الكويت، و حتى ينزل تعديل بالدستور يقول بأنه لا يحق لي ان ادلي برأيي هذا حتى في مدونتي او في الانترنت ككل فانه ليس من حقكم يا جمعية حب الخشوم ان تمنعونا من ان نعلن ضيقنا او قلقنا من نوعية و حجم الاسماء التي اختارها سمو الامير......!!!؟
الكويت مختزلة في شعبها ، و الشعب مختزل في الكويت......!!! الكويت تاريخ و ليس فرد، الكويت اهم من الامير و اهم من شيخ و اهم من فرد و اهم مني و منكم..... الكويت كل هؤلاء و اكثر.... وهي من يجب ان نهتم و نقلق لمستقبلها و لخيارات المتصرفين في شئونها......!!!؟
عندما يخطيء الامير سنقول بأنه اخطأ..... لا لأننا نتصيد الزلة عليه او لأننا لا نحبه..... و لكن لأننا نحب الكويت و هذا الحب يدفعنا لقول الحق حتى لو كان ثمنه قطع الاعناق.... و الحمد لله اننا في الكويت ارض الثقافة و الحرية الفكرية و ان كانت متأثرة هذه الايام من ابرة البنج او وزيرها الاكاديمي .....!!!؟
منذ نشئة الكويت لم يحتاج اهلنا لحب خشوم شيوخ او بوس ايادي المعزبين علشان يرضون عنا، و لم نتربى على العجاف و بوس الطيز قبل الايد و الكتف و الظهر و اعلان الوفاء او الولاء كما الحمير و البهائم في كل الصحف و بين كل الناس حتى نثبت حبنا للكويت....!!!؟
اعمل بصمت و بجد و وطنية افضل بكثير من ان تبصم بالعالي و الفاضي و المليان على كل ما يقوله المعزب حتى لو كان في غير صالح الكويت و اهلها و دع عنك المهايط و الصراخ بانك كويتي و تحب الامير و ان حب الامير هو من حب الكويت، لا يا صاحبي، هذان الامران مختلفان......
اكبر غلطة ارتكبتها في عمري كانت بانضمامي إلى اللجنة الشعبية التطوعية لدعم الموقف الكويتي عبر الانترنت.....!!!قد تستغربون من الاسم و قد تستغربون اكثر...."

"The 14th bloggers meeting"

"well it's better late than never.....?!?!

and we really do have lazy bloggers, don't we....?!?!

we had fun, lot's of it....

now we were 8 bloggers, and for some reason we all shared the same love and affiction to this taunting blogger who was the main subject in our amature podcast, don't rush yet....!!!

it needs work, and lot's of it....!!!

anyhow, we talked about all sort of things, and I distributed 5 Rababa's, don't remember who didn't get, and I forgot to give Forza the "Shibria" he fundled with it alot, and I as an evil do'er didn't tell him till I forgot......!!! ...."

"The Newly Weds Guide for Breaking the Ice....!!!"

"first of all, under no conditions should I be liable for prosecution for you stupidity, I'm not a sex therapist, am just a normal pervert....!!!

this is to help all those shy shaggers wanna beeeeeees, to have a seductive fruitful wedding night.....!!!

PART (I) The Twister Game:

this game is easly obtained from any store in your area, except if your in Kuwait, then go look for it in Sultan center, and pray to god that your lucky......!!!

the game looks innocent, and it is....!!! but you must have a perverted eye to see the possibilities of this game....!!!

the rules are easy....

just get her/ or him if your that horny(to the girls not the gay farts) to go along this game.....

turn the "nob" and perform as the pointer shows you.... right hand green i.e. place your right hand on any green circle... now it's your partner's turn, help them with it at the begining, and stealthly choose your options to come across the "path" of your partner.......!!! you should be by now in the hot zone (that's about 3 meters or 4 miles in the american system), act as if your not that elastic especially when your partner is in a location "under" you, fall on him and giggle innocently and do the " SORRY ME NO MEEN THAT, HEHE ME SHY " act and repeat the procedure few times more till your partner gets the hint, if he's that stupid rape him already he wont know the difference....!!!

now be sure before using this technique that you should be at least fit to do these kinds of acrobatic stunts, and having the proper clothe to go with it, no one likes to see a hairy but or a busted thong or a red juicy pimple.....!!!

PART(II) The Trueth or Dare game: ..."

"how many sexual types do we actually have....?!?!"

" lets go through what I know, if you have additional types then do share : hetero (the normal and correct way), bi(has more options in the menue), homo(asshole abusers who degenrate them selfs) if are females from birth and have all pussy parts then it's interisting, tri (see italian movie Salo), beastly(stingrays dogs, pigs, horsy, pony, cows, sheep, fish, jelly fish, and some concider having sex with bacterial cultures in petri dishes as beastly sex....!!! I classify them as mineral fuckers), minerals, salts, and polymer fuckers (carton figurine(barby, transformers, thundercat's Chitara, J.I.Joe's, fluffy love bears, condom masturbators---> stupid), plastic inflators, salts, oils, creams, puff fuckers, ...etc.), food fuckers (bananas, carrots& cucumber, apple tossers, pepsi can inserters, pies, ), tool fuckers (screws, pipes, drills, )..."

"how to innintiate making passionat love to a camel, stingray....!!!"

"you need:a camel, Vasiline, KY, chains, a knife if things get ugly...."

"tragically in love....!!!"

"sense, feeling, passion, infatuation, fervor, and insatiable lust......!!!

this is what I feel right now, the problem is, there is nobodyI share this infatuation with....!!!
I feel forlorn lost, and missing something that lingers my emotions with this invisible matrix of barbed threads......!!!

I miss that feeling to be close to the person I'm in love with..... she's far away from me, and I hate that.....!!!

I'm not the kind who's comfortable with pouring my passions and feelings through the phone and even now I don't have that option either.......!!! ..."

"the chronics of rednick....!!!"

"I PLEAD GUILTY.....!!!

what i'm going to post here is a stupid way to get high if u cant optain a source to hash....from banana.....!!! yes a banana....!!!

even though i don't smoke or know how or going to in the near future, but for some stupid shitty reason i know how to make a مهلوسة from banana....!!!

first you peel the banana and eat it, you need to eat 10 to 12 bananas....!!!

if your still here and not throwing up then take the peels and with a fine knife peel the insides and place them.....!!! I'll do it in an easy way....

Bananas:

1. Obtain 15 pounds of ripe yellow bananas
   
2. Peel all and eat the fruit.
3. Save the peelings
   
4. Scrape all the insides of the peels with a sharp knife.
   
5. Put all the scraped material in a large pot and add water.
   
6. Boil 3 or 4 hours until it has attained a solid paste considtency.
   
7. Spread paste onto cookie sheets and dry in ofen for about 20 minutes.
8. This will result in fine black powder.

Usually one will feel the effects after smoking three to four cigarettes.

Cough syrup:

mix robitussion a-c with an equal amount of ginger ale and drink.

The effect are sedation and euphoria.

Never underestimate the effects of any drug!

You can od on cough syrup!

Toads:

1. Collect five to ten toads, frogs will not work. The best kind are tree toads.
   
2. Kill them as painlessly as possible, and skin immediately.
   
3. Allow the skins to dry in a refrigerator four four to five days, or until the skins are brittle.
   
4. Now crush the skins into powder and smoke.
5. Due to its bad taste you can mix it with a more fragrent smoking medium.

Nutmeg:

1. Take several whole nutmegs and grind them up in an old grinder.
   
2. After the nutmegs are ground.
3. Place in a mortar and pulverize with a pestle.
   
4. The usual dosage is about 10 or 15 grams. A larger dose may produce excessive thirst,anxiety,and rapid hart beat, but hallucinations are rare.

Peanuts:

1. Take 1 pound of raw peanuts (not roasted)
   
2. Shell them, saving the skins and discarding the shells.
   
3. Eat the nuts.
   
4. Grind up the skins and smoke them. ...."

"This is my Love letter...." (I have to take her permission first before posting it)

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that's some of the drafts that awaits my lazy hands to work on....!!!

so what do you think about them....!!!

nough said.....!!!

to drown in one's work

I found that I work best under pressure.....!!!

and what a pressure....!!!

writing a script, for an underground horror movie, finished it but still stuck on the ending....!!!

writing for the english club, magazine, and my blogs (believe it or not but I have many drafts that need to be revised before publishing)

prepare for the english day in the university, and there is a big possibility that I would act in a play if we have time.....!!!

working in Fast link's Barrah elsaf youth program, in the cultural program where we'll be sponcered by the Jordanian royal commety for films, and we'll write, act, and film a movie of our own which will later on be competing along side other teams.....!!!

I will fill you with updates soon.....!!!

I don't have a reason to which why I posted this, but hey this is my blog and I will write what ever I feel writing about.....!!!

p.s. I delayed the newly weds post but I'll post it soon.....!!!
don't worry you pervert wanna beeeeeeeeeeeeees........!!!

nough said...

Who the fuck believes this shit....!!!

If you know it once, you'll know it a jigilion times....

don't forward bullshit people, you have brains, so why the hell is your brains on the snooze mode....?!?!

why would anyone believe in this shit, it's damn obvious that this is just a scam-fucking-retardifious-scam (I believe it should be a word) and can't be true.....!!!

if it was true, the "guys" at msn wouldn't have sended your golden ass an e-mail, and ask you to resend this fuck to as many as possible.....!!!
that's just hulkatisticaly stupid.....!!!

fucking retards......!!!

now not only have they sent me this fucking e-mail once or twice, but 9 times, from 7 friends, and two of them sent the same e-mail twice, as if they were afraid to lose thier fucking accounts.....!!!
and what's funny is that these guys don't even check their accounts on regular bases, not to mention that I created for some of them their accounts.......!!!

and the fact that you translated hi with هاي just adds to the retardness......!!!

well, enjoy the show retards, hope you like it, and I know you'll be pissed as hell when you read this post....

this is for you Ahmad(not ahmed), Khalid, Kalid again, Muhammad, the other Muhammad, Sami, Ahmad again, Faisal, and Hani.....!!!

thanks you guys, you deserve it......!!!

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Hey (not hi, as in hey you son of a bitch, listen up carefully, I'll fuck your ass till you agree that your a fucking ass) it is Andy and john the directors of MSN (so your andy right, and your director right, then why are you adressing us with your first name alone...?!?!), sorry for the interruption but msn is closing down. this is because too many inconsiderate people are taking up all the name (eg making up lots of different accounts for just one person), we only have 578 names left. If you would like to close your account, DO NOT SEND THIS MESSAGE ON. If you would like to keep your account, then SEND THIS MESSAGE TO EVERYONE ON YOUR CONTACT LIST. This is no joke, we will be shutting down the servers. Send it on, thanks. WHO EVER DOES NOT SEND THIS MESSEAGE, YOUR ACCOUNT WILL BE CLOSED AND YOU WILL COST £10.00 A MONTH TO USE (spell mistake by john I assume....?!?!).SEND THIS TO EVERYONE ON YOUR CONTACT LIST. NOW YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO. PLEASE DO NOT FORWARD THIS or REPLAY. COPY THE WHOLE EMAIL. GO BACK TO YOUR INBOX AND CLICK ON NEW (which show's you that the retards know nothing on msn, it's compose ass hole). AND PASTE THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

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هاي(مع انه الكلمة هي انت تنفع اكثر) ...نحن جون و أندي (قاعدين بسوق الحراي- انا علي اشتغل مع عمر و شركة مايكروسوفت لنا)المسؤولون عن المسنجر.. عذرا على الازعاج ولكن اردنا ان نحيطكم علما بان حساب الماسنجر سيتم اغلاقه وذلك لوجود الكثير من الاشخاص قليلي الاهتمام الذين يقومون بفتح عدة حسابات -يقصدون ايميل- للمسنجر وبذلك يستهلكون جميع الاسماء الممكنة (26حرف ضرب 26 حرف في 10 ارقام في مضاعفات هالرقم يعطيك جم ايميل باقي) لعمل ايملات جديدة لاناس اخرين حاليا لم يتبقى في حساب المسنجر سوى 578 اسما -يقصدون ما بقى غير 578 ايميل اذا كنت ترغب في اغلاق ايميلك فلا ترسل هذه الرسالة اما اذا كنت ترغب في ابقاء ايميلك فارسل هذه الرسالة لجميع الاشخاص الموجودين لديك في قائمة المسنجر (شمعنا المسنجر)ان هذه الرسالة ليست بمزحة..سنقوم باغلاق موفري الخدمة او ما يعرف بالسرفرز ارسل هذه الرسالة لجميع من في قائمتك .. شكرا اي شخص لين يقوم بارسال هذه الرسالة سيتم اغلاق ايميله ومن ثم شيضطر لدفع 10 باوند او ما يعادل حوالي 7 دينار بحريني شهريا من اجل استخدام ايميله المغلق (جم بالكويتي 5 دنانير و بعدين منو يقول 7 دينارغير راجو و عبدالزهرة) الرجاء ارسال هذه الرسالة لكل المتصلين لديك الرجاء عدم استخدام الفوورد او الريبلاي لارسال الرسالة (يعني لا تدزها اصلا و منو الحمار الي يدز رسالة بالرير بلايار) ولكن قم بنسخ ولصق محتوى الرسالة في ايميل جديد ثم قم بارساله

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the green shows the retardness of the words and the minds behind it.....!!!

and my comments are in red....!!!

Nough said...

Don't stare at the Watcher....!!!

yeah I didn't wan't her pic to be in this site since adult content and pervertion don't seem to mix well with the issue in hand....!!!
so I hope she would humbly lighten up The Watcher with her adorable face and cute smile, and please don't stare.....!!!

last thing to say, to BuMaryoom, dude I salute you from all of my heart, you truelly are a man of charecter, thanks for the stand....


nough said....

Miss Cozmo's present, and Kuwaiti Blogs Oscars....!!!

what do you think suitable as a gift to Miss Cosmo.....?!?!
yeah, I'm bad at choosing presents and have no clue what is good or not in that field.....!!!
guess I'll search for a gift with Waleed Al-Mashi (william), since we both don't know what to bring....!!!

and by the way, don't you think we should have our own Oscars....?!?!

it's a good Idea, but my only concern would be that the results would be to members of Blog mafia....!!!

I have these categories as starters, and if you happen to have other edditional ones please be free to add them in the comments....!!!
and not to forget the nominees....!!!

1. best male blog
2. best female blog
3. best male post
4. best female post
5. best male comical blog
6. best female comical blog
7. most annoying blogger
8. most annoying bloggeret
9. Kuwaiti Queen of the Blogger sphear
10. the worst debate
11. the longest debate
12. most aggrisive male blogger
13. most aggrisive female blogger
14. best tech blog
15. best political blog
16. best personal blog
17. best layout
18. best new male blog
19. best new female blog
20. best vanishing blogger
21. the longist post ever
22. the ugliest blog
23. the bset swan (had to do it)
24. the female magnet blogger
25. the sheep gatherer bloggeret
26. the most contraventional blog
27. the most perverted blogger
28. the most perverted bloggeret
29. the worst badlia
30. the best comment
31. the funniest picture
32. the best picture

also what about the host, he should be a blogger that many of us check on his blog most frequintly.....!!!
I would say the Safat guys, but I don't think it's fair to bug them with such annoying task.....!!!
so who do you have in mind to host the show....?!?!

and lastly, I think the next blog would be X-rated so don't watch if you don't like it....!!!

who the hell is Nayirah .....?!?!

most of you surely have heard about this as a gossip or from some one else.....!!!
ofcourse this issue was not covered or invistigated by our press for unknown (I don't think soo)reasons....!!!

I tryed for long to look on that issue but with no luck, maybe I didn't look that much but it's surely something to concider what I found on the subject.....!!!

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"What We Say, Goes!"
How Bush Sr. Sold the Bombing of Iraq
by MITCHEL COHEN

"The U.S. has a new credibility. What we say goes."
President George Bush, NBC Nightly News, Feb. 2, 1991
In October, 1990, a 15-year-old Kuwaiti girl, identified only as Nayirah, appeared in Washington before the House of Representatives' Human Rights Caucus. She testified that Iraqi soldiers who had invaded Kuwait on August 2nd tore hundreds of babies from hospital incubators and killed them.
Television flashed her testimony around the world. It electrified opposition to Iraq's president, Saddam Hussein, who was now portrayed by U.S. president George Bush not only as "the Butcher of Baghdad" but -- so much for old friends -- "a tyrant worse than Hitler."
Bush quoted Nayirah at every opportunity. Six times in one month he referred to "312 premature babies at Kuwait City's maternity hospital who died after Iraqi soldiers stole their incubators and left the infants on the floor,"(1) and of "babies pulled from incubators and scattered like firewood across the floor." Bush used Nayirah's testimony to lambaste Senate Democrats still supporting "only" sanctions against Iraq -- the blockade of trade which alone would cause hundreds of thousands of Iraqis to die of hunger and disease -- but who waffled on endorsing the policy Bush wanted to implement: outright bombardment. Republicans and pro-war Democrats used Nayirah's tale to hammer their fellow politicians into line behind Bush's war in the Persian Gulf.(2)
Nayirah, though, was no impartial eyewitness, a fact carefully concealed by her handlers. She was the daughter of one Saud Nasir Al-Sabah, Kuwait's ambassador to the United States. A few key Congressional leaders and reporters knew who Nayirah was, but none of them thought of sharing that minor detail with Congress, let alone the American people.
Everything Nayirah said, as it turned out, was a lie. There were, in actuality, only a handful of incubators in all of Kuwait, certainly not the "hundreds" she claimed. According to Dr. Mohammed Matar, director of Kuwait's primary care system, and his wife, Dr. Fayeza Youssef, who ran the obstetrics unit at the maternity hospital, there were few if any babies in the incubators at the time of the Iraqi invasion. Nayirah's charges, they said, were totally false. "I think it was just something for propaganda," Dr. Matar said. In an ABC-TV News account after the war, John Martin reported that although "patients, including premature babies, did die," this occurred "when many of Kuwait's nurses and doctors stopped working or fled the country" -- a far cry from Bush's original assertion that hundreds of babies were murdered by Iraqi troops.(3) Subsequent investigations, including one by Amnesty International, found no evidence for the incubator claims.
It is likely that Nayirah was not even in Kuwait, let alone at the hospital, at that time; the Kuwaiti aristocracy and their families had fled the country weeks before the anticipated invasion. Some defended their country at the gaming tables in Monte Carlo, where at least one member of the ruling family was reported to have gambled away more than $10 million as his fellow rulers called for economic and military assistance from abroad.
As invasions go, Iraq's invasion of Kuwait was relatively -- I stress the word "relatively" -- bloodless. Despite the heart-rending testimonies TV viewers in the U.S. were subjected to night after night, fewer than 200 Kuwaitis were killed. Compare that to such "peaceful" ventures as the U.S. invasion of Panama the year before, which killed an estimated 7,500 Panamanians; or, a year after the Gulf war, the 10,000 Somalis killed by . troops in what was portrayed as a "peace mission" to bring food aid to the allegedly starving region.(4)
How did Nayirah first come to the attention of the Congressional Human Rights Caucus, which put her before the world's cameras? It was arranged by Hill & Knowlton, a public relations firm hired to rally the U.S. populace behind Bush's policy of going to war. And it worked!
Hill & Knowlton's yellow ribbon campaign to whip up support for "our" troops, which followed their orchestration of Nayirah's phony "incubator" testimony, was a public relations masterpiece. The claim that satellite photos revealed that Iraq had troops poised to strike Saudi Arabia was also fabricated by the PR firm. Hill & Knowlton was paid between $12 million (as reported two years later on "60 Minutes") and $20 million (as reported on "20/20") for "services rendered." The group fronting the money? Citizens for a Free Kuwait, a phony "human rights agency" set up and funded entirely by Kuwait's emirocracy to promote its interests in the U.S.
"When Hill & Knowlton masterminded the Kuwaiti campaign to sell the Gulf War to the American public, the owners of this highly effective propaganda machine were residing in another country" -- the United Kingdom -- writes Sharon Beder and Richard Gosden in PR Watch. "Should this give pause for thought? Does it demonstrate a certain potential for the future exercise of global political power -- the power to manipulate democratic political processes through managing public opinion," which Hill and Knowlton demonstrated 10 years ago?(5)
All of this is concealed in a new HBO "behind-the-scenes true story" of the Gulf War, which is being released at this crucial political moment. As Fairness and Accuracy in Reporting writes, "HBO's version of history never makes clear that the incubator story was fraudulent, and in fact had been managed by an American PR firm, not Iraq. Curiously, however, the truth seems to have been clear to Robert Wiener, the former CNN producer who co-wrote 'Live from Baghdad.'As he explained to CNN's Wolf Blitzer (11/21/02), 'that story turned out to be false because those accusations were made by the daughter of the Kuwaiti minister of information and were never proven.' Unfortunately, HBO viewers won't know that when they see the film."(6)
In 1998, Hill and Knowlton found a new client -- President Clinton -- who hired them to advise him and to polish his image. The last time they were involved, by the time their lies were exposed TV newscasters were waxing ecstatic over the rockets' red glare, computerized "smart-bombs" bursting in air, and 250,000 people were dead.
Mitchel Cohen is the co-editor of Green Politix, the national newspaper of the Greens/Green Party USA. He can be reached at: mitchelcohen@mindspring.com

NOTES
1. Doug Ireland, Village Voice, March 26, 1991.
2. The use of the Big Lie to manipulate public opinion and neutralize opposition to a particular war was not invented by Bush. See, for instance, James Laxer, "Iraq: US has match, seeks kindle: American leaders have often falsified reasons to attack other countries," (ActionGreens, Mar. 31, 2001). Laxer is a Political Science Professor at York University, Toronto.
3. ABC World News Tonight, 3/15/91.
4. In actuality, people in only certain areas of Somalia were starving -- those that had been subjected to IMF structural adjustment programs. See, Mitchel Cohen, "Somalia & the Cynical Manipulation of Hunger," Red Balloon Collective, 1994.
5. Sharon Beder and Richard Gosden, "PR Watch," Volume 8, No. 2, 2nd Quarter 2001. The PR firm has since been working at the behest of the pharmaceutical industry to ban over-the-counter vitamin and nutritional supplement sales in Europe.
6. Fairness and Accuracy in Reporting, "HBO Recycling Gulf War Hoax?" December 4, 2002.
Mitchel Cohen is the co-editor of Green Politix, the national newspaper of the Greens/Green Party USA. He can be reached at: mitchelcohen@mindspring.com
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Nayirah al-Sabah H & K, Nayirah, and the Incubator Baby Atrocities. On October 10, 1990, a 15-year old Kuwaiti girl delivered an emotionally moving testimony to the Congressional Human Rights Caucus. Her written testimony was passed out in a media kit by her CFK handlers. "I volunteered at the al-Addan hospital," Nayirah said. "While I was there, I saw the Iraqi soldiers come into the hospital with guns, and go into the room where ... babies were in incubators. They took the babies out of the incubators, took the incubators, and left the babies on the cold floor to die."
Her story was never corroborated. It was later proved false, but not until after it had successfully been used to argue the case for the first Persian Gulf War to the US Public, the US Congress, and the UN. Nayirah declined to reveal her last name, allegedly out of fear of Iraqi reprisals. She, as it turned out, was no ordinary Kuwaiti hospital volunteer. Nayirah was actually the daughter of Kuwait's ambassador to the US, and a member of the al-Sabah royal family. Later investigations by Amnesty International proved that she had never worked at the al-Addan hospital at all, and there were no accounts to corroborate her story. The royal family spurned all subsequent attempts by the media to interview her.Adding another, less obvious layer to the overall deception, the Congressional Human Rights Caucus was not a real Congressional committee, either. It was only a name that was given to an association of politicians, chaired by California Democrat Tom Lantos and Illinois Republican John Porter, who were both members of the Congressional Human Rights Foundation. Employing the sort of double blind twist one might expect to find only in classical CIA-type foreign government front organizations, the Congressional Human Rights Foundation itself was not a real Congressional body, either. It was a legally separate entity from the US Congress, occupying free office space, valued at $3,000 per year, at Hill & Knowlton's Washington DC office. H&K created the entire fiction of Nayirah's testimony for a fee of $11.5 million from the Kuwaiti government, laundered through CFK."Of all the accusations made against the dictator, none had more impact on American public opinion than the one about Iraqi soldiers removing 312 babies for their incubators and leaving them to die on the cold hospital floors of Kuwait City." --- John McArthur, author of The Second Front.

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so what do you think about this issue....?!?!

EXzombic day....!!! al-ghareeb pic and other stories

they gave me the flu by an eye.....!!!
how can that be possible.....?!?!

after I wrote the weird tag post, I wen't to the Dewania and I found the main issue there was why no one saw me sick all these years.....?!?!
fuck....!!! all I heard in my mind was Martin Luther King's "Now is the time.." ....!!!

one was saying: "that sob, in all these years, never have I saw him weak at least....!!! we all are infected by that fucking flu and while 16 sobs are sneezing thier breans out, this fuck (points at me) is smiling in the corner at us, not getting flu once....!!! not getting anything, I began to wonder if he ever get anything at all, flu, herbies, measels, AIDS , or even Ebola....!!!
I begin to wonder since he has this wolverine beard and hairy nature, is he a real wolverine.....?!?!?! I wish you get aids, ebola, and cancer"

and all the time he was talking I was like "kis oom'mik, sob, eth'kir allah ya 7mar, tomorow if I really get AIDS I would come back and rape you just to get you inficted too"

and he was saying "it's worth it"....!!!

shit, now every one is telling the others his experience about me and sickness....

this skinny guy (also a blogger) was saying "who get's to be sick with flu for 2 hours alone must be blessed by a Said"

and I would say: eth'kir allah, since when did you see sick for 2 hours, no one gets the flu for 2 hours....!!! beside I'm sunni and no Said would bliss me from sickness he should cure his people before turning to me to give this gift....!!!"

and he retaliates: "you try to hide it from us, who do you think we are, retards....?!?! remember last year when we were supposed to swim in KU pool, you told meon the phone that you were sick, and after 2 hours when I saw you you were like a capoera dancer on speed.....!!!"

needles to say it was a nightmare that night.....!!!

so guess what I'm sick now from the flu, no one was sick at that time to give it to me, and I'm not the kinda get's sick from impleminting it....!!!

anyhow, woke up yesterday on my brother's return from high school, and he wakes me up just to ask me if I'm asleep or not.....?!?! so I wake up since I can not sleep again (don't know why)...!!!
and they tell Muhammed al-Ghareeb is playing aginst R. Federer who is only the No. 1tennis player in the world....!!!
now I'm not a big fan of tennis, but a Kuwaiti in this kind of match was enough to be barracated in front of the T.V. so every one including me thought it was going to be a fast match 6/0 6/0 but Al-Ghareeb proved us all wrong and embaressed the suess guy even though he lost due to clumsyness 7/6 6/4 which is good for a 483 against the No.1 .....!!!

here is a salute to you Muhammed your the man of the day.....!!!

I understood his pictures are soo scarce no one knows how he looks like....!!! that's odd...!!!

that's him all right with his rocket serves averaging 204 kmh....?!?!

after the match I continued working on my script of horor movie "the Entity" I call it...

I called Tata at 6:18 to see if could make it to the play, but unfortunatly he couldn't, so I searched for a while before reaching the location of the show....

I saw Nibaq, the guys from في كويتي , idip, and other bloggers who I couldn't know who they were....!!!

the begining of the play was great, I liked it alot, but gradually it made me sick, or the fact that I was sick kicked in....!!! in all I was stonned 20 min from the start of the show.....!!!

so from dozing off and sleeping to resisting the urges to vomit even though the stomach was empty.....!!!

I thought the actors were great except for the part of the first khalifah that die from sickness, especially in his first dialoge with his(not soo) clumsy stuttering.....!!! that was stupid, and that guy waving the sword as an extintion to his dick....!!! never the less the play was good even though it wasn't the best Sulaiman el-Bassam did, and I have seen better plays done by him....!!!

the play could've been shorter that 2 hours, and I guess the many interferances that the audiens go throughtrying to follow each aspect of the play, do we follow the donkey see what he's doing, recognise the writings on the glass, read the translation....!!!

I had to bail out in the break and head back home, but I regret not enjoying the play, the damn flu effected me so much.....!!! shit on you "ish bin serh gut" and your red eye.....!!!