Thursday, December 15, 2005

Ahmad wants to fuck the smurf that sucks 100 camel dicks....!!!


I came a cross this hilarious conversation between this asshole "Ahmad" and the Positive-negative guy, while I was searching for the camel fuck post......!!!

the conversation cracked me up till the point my tears came out of my nostrils....

enjoy the show.....

Feel the luxAry!

ahmad_23>woman
ahmad_23>or man
negpos>smurf
ahmad_23>ok
ahmad_23>r u still virgan
negpos>yes - but i suck 100 dicks a day
ahmad_23>how u licking
ahmad_23>the
ahmad_23>dicks
negpos>they're camel dicks
ahmad_23>do u like to licking
ahmad_23>diks
ahmad_23>dicks
negpos>yes - hard camel dicks make me get all horny
ahmad_23>do u like to lick my dick
negpos>no - your dick smells like a dead, bloated woodchuck leaking viscous liquid on the side of the road
negpos>why would you care if i'm a virgin if you're looking for a slut?
ahmad_23>no
ahmad_23>u wrong
ahmad_23>im always
ahmad_23>clean
ahmad_23>and it is very smoth
ahmad_23>and softly dick
ahmad_23>and what about ur pussy
negpos>your dick is soft? and you're BRAGGING?
negpos>why did you ask me if i'm a virgin, then you ask me questions as though i'm a whore?
negpos> don't you want to hear about my camel dick sucking stories?
ahmad_23>ok
ahmad_23>im with u
negpos>well - one time i was sucking this camel's dick - it must have been about 24 inches long - and it blew about a gallon of semen all over my face - does that make you hot?
ahmad_23> is that make
ahmad_23>u hot
negpos>very hot - how about you ?
ahmad_23>no
negpos>that's too bad - bye
ahmad_23>i like to be
ahmad_23>hot with
ahmad_23>u
ahmad_23>do u like that
negpos>even though i suck 100 camel dicks a day ?
negpos>and i'm a smurf? can your softly dick handle me? i'm only three apples high
ahmad_23>why
ahmad_23>not
ahmad_23>i like that
ahmad_23>do u like to lick ur pussy
negpos>yes - i've very flexible and i lick my own pussy
negpos>because i have no vertebrae
ahmad_23>ok
negpos>because i'm a sea anemone
ahmad_23>i like to lick ur pussy
ahmad_23>can i
ahmad_23>do this
negpos>yes - you can lick my sea anemone pussy while i suck camel dicks
negpos>can i put an pine cone in your butt?
ahmad_23>ok
ahmad_23>why not
ahmad_23>do u like
ahmad_23>the hard licking
ahmad_23>or softly licking
negpos>i like the hardly licking and the softly dicks and much much camel dicksucking
ahmad_23>ok
ahmad_23>my dicks
ahmad_23>is very big
ahmad_23>and large
negpos>all of them ?
negpos>all of your dicks are big and large and massive and grand and colossal and copious and immense and sizable and vast and voluminous and above average in size?
negpos>i bet camels have bigger dicks than you
ahmad_23>and if u see it u like it to much
ahmad_23>i swear
ahmad_23>do u have a big breast
negpos>yes - i have a big breast - but only one
ahmad_23>ok
ahmad_23>i like to bite ur nipples
negpos>i like to bite apples
ahmad_23>and i like to rub it
negpos>you like to rub apples? yeah - it makes them all shiny -- god you're making me so horny
ahmad_23>and i like to put my dicks onit
negpos>how many of your dicks are you going to put on my single breast?
ahmad_23>ok
ahmad_23>i like to licking u from ur neak
ahmad_23>and to kiss ur lips
negpos>i don't have any
ahmad_23>and to huge
ahmad_23>u to my body very tigth
ahmad_23>and i like
ahmad_23>to kiss ur tommy
negpos>i would hope it's tight - i'm a smurf - i should be tight even if your dicks are softly
ahmad_23>yes
ahmad_23>very softly
negpos>that's a sad story
negpos>don't they have viagra there?
ahmad_23>no
ahmad_23>i like
ahmad_23>u to lick
ahmad_23>it for me
ahmad_23>very hard
negpos>you want me to lick your soft dick very hard?
ahmad_23>yes
ahmad_23>i like
ahmad_23>this
ahmad_23>and i like
ahmad_23>to catch
ahmad_23>ur hair
ahmad_23>and make
negpos>a basket?
ahmad_23>ur head to move
negpos>what will you use to catch my hair? a trap ?
ahmad_23>on my dick
ahmad_23>no
negpos>how am i supposed to move my head on your soft dick if i'm trying to suck off 100 camels?
ahmad_23>to make
ahmad_23>u
ahmad_23>to feel
ahmad_23>sex
ahmad_23>more
ahmad_23>with me
negpos>but my hair has no nerve endings - how is my hair supposed to feel sex more?ahmad_23> not u hair
ahmad_23>feel sex
ahmad_23>but if i catch ur hair
ahmad_23>very tigth
ahmad_23>and make
ahmad_23>u licking
ahmad_23>my dick
ahmad_23>u feel sex more
ahmad_23>and im feel sex more
negpos>well - your soft dick isn't helping matters
ahmad_23>yes
negpos>yes - it's not helping matters
negpos>if it weren't for soft dicks like all of yours i wouldn't have to resort to sucking camels off
ahmad_23>belive me
negpos>oh - i believe you - i'm sure your dicks are very soft
ahmad_23>u well
ahmad_23>be happy
ahmad_23>with me
ahmad_23>if i do sex
ahmad_23>with u
negpos>can i put ants on your dick?
negpos>will you let me?
ahmad_23>yes
negpos>it will make my pussy wet if you let me put biting angry red ants on your dick
ahmad_23>yes
ahmad_23>to feel sex more
negpos>oh trust me - you'll feel it alright
ahmad_23>yes
ahmad_23>and i like to put
ahmad_23>some of hunny
ahmad_23>on
ahmad_23>ur pusy
ahmad_23>and
ahmad_23>to start licking u
ahmad_23>very hard
negpos>how about i put some honey on your dick and let angry wasps sting it
ahmad_23>and i like to play by my fingers in ur pussy
negpos>that would make my pussy so wet if you let bees sting your dick
ahmad_23>and to licking and kissing
ahmad_23>its nice
negpos>i have no legs, by the way
ahmad_23>and u can feel sex more
negpos>yes - i can feel sex so much more now that i have no legs to get in the way
ahmad_23>ok
ahmad_23>i like
ahmad_23>and start
ahmad_23>take off ur clothes and start licking u
ahmad_23>from ur face
negpos>oh baby - i want your ant covered soft dick between my no-legs
ahmad_23>for ur neak and ur breast and bite u from therer
ahmad_23>very hard and softly
negpos>which? hard or soft?
negpos>see - they mean totally opposite things
ahmad_23>ok
ahmad_23>im comeing
ahmad_23>to ur tomy
negpos>tomy is a brand of toys - please don't spooge on the toys - that's inappropriate
ahmad_23>and i want to put
ahmad_23>the hunny
ahmad_23>on it
ahmad_23>and start licking
ahmad_23>u
ahmad_23>and
ahmad_23>i want to bite
ahmad_23>it very hard
negpos>bite it off
negpos>chew up and swallow my tit
negpos>mmmmm tit meats
ahmad_23>i want toeat and bite ur pussy
negpos>do you want my vaginal dentata to bite you back?
ahmad_23>and than i want to kis ur legs and ur knee and ur foot
ahmad_23>and i want to licking ur toes
negpos>i think we established that i don't have any - but if you want to, you can see them over there in the formaldehyde vats in the corner
negpos>i don't think you'd want to lick them though - they've been in there for about 15 years
ahmad_23>1 by 1 and i want tolickingur back and i want to lick ur ass very hard and softly and than i want to put my dick in ur pussy
negpos>i'm a man
negpos>i know i lied and said i was a smurf - but i'm sorry to say i'm not
ahmad_23>dont worry
negpos>you don't mind that i'm a legless wanna-be smurf-man who sucks 100 camel dicks a day?
negpos>i love you
ahmad_23>i hate u
negpos>oh baby - don't be like that - if you were ok with me sucking 100 camel dicks a day, how much worse could me being a man make things?
ahmad_23>because u
ahmad_23>lier
negpos>did you blow your load yet?
negpos>it sounded like you were getting really close
negpos>i'm sorry i told you i was a smurf - i know smurfs are much sexier than men - but i just wanted to pretend
ahmad_23>ok what do u want now
negpos>did you cum yet?
ahmad_23>come
negpos>thanks for correcting me - i know my english isn't very good
ahmad_23>ok bye

now I don't know why, but that dude reminds me of my brother, whose name is also ahmad, and has this cheezy engleeze thingy when ever he sends me msgs....!!!

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